Awesome Weekend - Part 2

- Went to the mall. Visited Jenny at work. She's much prettier in person. BS'd for abit.

- Tried to see Jamie, but she was really busy.

- Ran into Nikki and talked to her for abit.

- Met up with Metal and Danielle and we saw "The 40 Year Old Virgin". Wow. It's eery how much that movie is like my life. Andy doesnt drive, has comic books, action figures, doesnt go to clubs, and oh yeah, is a virgin. We decided that Cal is Metal Mike. Not only did he look like him, but acted like him too.

- Finally gave Danielle her Xmas presents from last year.

- Metals nickname for his penis is "The Punisher" cause when he bangs a girl, afterwards shes in pain. Hes that hard and tough. My penis nickname is "The Violator" cause it sounds creepy and wrong.

- Went to Daily Planet for food. BS'd for awhile. She left and Metal took me home. A good night. Tomorrow is Day 3 and the Final Day of The Awesome Weekend.

- Oh and Metal,

Cincinnati Bowtie:

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie.